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August 11, 2007
The Daily Quote- August 11th, 2007

Another one from Titus, because I must do one of the greatest from the show.

I bring you...Anti-Dad

Erin: He was a noble, loving father. A caring human being who only thought of others...while sober.
Dave: Man, when he drank, he turned into the most negative human being on the planet.
Titus: You might know him as...
Titus and Dave: ANTI-DAD!
Dave: "Wherever there is hope..."
Titus: "I will stop it!"
Dave: "Where self-esteem rears its shiny little head..."
Titus: "I will be there to kick it in the testicles!"
Dave: "Hey Dad, Dad, I got a B on my report card!"
Titus: "But it's not an A, is it, son? Now that the smile has left your face, I'm off."
Dave: "Hey Dad, I graduated high school!"
Titus: "But you didn't make valedictorian, did you, boy? When your confidence returns, so will I."
Dave: "Hey Dad, Dad, Dad, I got my first job!"
Titus: "Good for you! Wait a minute, something's wrong." (chugs imaginary beer) "First job, huh? Well you ain't manager yet, are you, boy? And a real man would own his own business. Now leave me alone, I'm off to destroy your brother!" Okay, now it's my turn. "Hey, Dad, guess what. Last year I started my own business, and in one year, I had made more money than you had made in any year of your life. What do you think about that, huh?"
Ken: (behind him, opening a beer) I think without me pushing you, you never would've made it.

-- godofchaos

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