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August 05, 2007
The Daily Quote- August 5th, 2007

Today's quote is from Doctor Who, and I expect tomorrows will also.


Sycorax Leader: IF I might interrupt...!

The Doctor: Yes - sorry! Hello, big fella!

Sycorax Leader: Who exactly are you?

The Doctor: [Grinning] Well, that's the question...!

Sycorax Leader: [Bellowing] I demand to know who you are!

The Doctor: [Mimicking] I don't knooooow! [normal] See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor but beyond that... I-I just don't know, I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? [winks at Rose] Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence I've certainly got a gob! And how am I gonna react when I see this? A great big threatening button. Ah-hah.

[sees the control matrix and runs up to it]

The Doctor: A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix, hmm? Hold on, what's feeding it? And what have we got here? Blood? :[tastes] Yep, definitely, blood, human blood, A-positive, with just a dash of iron. Haagh. But that means... blood control; blood control!! Awwww, I haven't seen blood control for years! You're controlling all the A-positives. Which leaves us with a great, big, stinking problem. 'Cause I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So if I see a great, big, threatening button - which should never, ever, ever be pressed - then I just wanna do this!

[The Doctor presses the button]

-- godofchaos



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