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July 30, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 30th, 2008

Deadpool: My name is Wade Wilson, publicly recognized mutant member of the X-Men known as Deadpool, and I am officially bringing the Great Lakes Champions to justice so that they will be forced to sign the Superhuman Registration Act!
Lieutenant: Uhm, they already registered.
Deadpool: They did?
Lieutenant: They were waiting in line the morning the act was announced.
Deadpool: They were?
Mr. Immortal: I tried to tell you.
Deadpool: But you didn't!
Mr. Immortal: Because you cut my head off!
Deadpool: Oh.
Mr. Immortal: And you're not an X-Man.
Deadpool: I am, too!
Mr. Immortal: You're not even a mutant!
Deadpool: Oh, and you have the card set or something?
Mr. Immortal: Uhm... no.... I, uh...
Deadpool: You do have the card set!
Mr. Immortal: Well, uh...not in mylar or nothin'...just for flipping...
Deadpool: I'd like to flip Shadowcat, she's as ripe as-
Squirrel Girl: Shut your evil, evil pie hole!

-- godofchaos



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July 22, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 22nd, 2008

To long, and needs the timing and accents.

Click HERE and Watch this

-- godofchaos



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July 19, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 19th, 2008

Today's quote is from Act II of Dr. Horrible.

[Holding up his fists] These are not the hammer. [Leaves]
[Beat]
[Returns]
The hammer is my penis.
-Captain Hammer

-- godofchaos



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July 13, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 13th, 2008

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
-Bender Bending Rodríguez, Bending Unit 22

-- godofchaos



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July 12, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 12th, 2008

Here are a few quotes from that show of shows 'The Real Ghostbusters'

Man: I'd like to welcome you to the studio.
Ray: Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!
Man: That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.
Peter: No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?
Man: Not exactly. Here's the cast list.
Winston: Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that - a law firm?

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Peter: (about Bill Murray) He doesn't look a thing like me.

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Egon Spengler: Transtator?
Peter Venkman: Check.
Egon Spengler: Field Generator?
Peter Venkman: Check.
Egon Spengler: Ionization Decaymeter?
Peter Venkman: Check.
Egon Spengler: Plasmatic Refractor? Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? Bypolar Adjuster?
Peter Venkman: Check, check and (yawns) check.
Egon Spengler: Transwarp Drive?
Peter Venkman: Check.
Egon Spengler: Ah-ha! Caught you. We don't have a Transwarp Drive.
Peter Venkman: If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?
Egon Spengler: I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.
Peter Venkman: Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

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[The Ghostbusters are watching a baseball game between good and evil spirits where the Evil team has blatantly cheated]
Peter: But I just want to point out, seeing as you're new to this game and all, that evil just cheated.
Ray: Full tilt, flat out, no doubt about it!
Egon: Doesn't that call for a forfeiture of the game?
Umpire: You mean declare Evil the losers for cheating?
Peter: That about sums it up, yeah.
Umpire: But evil cheats. That's its nature. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral thing it has to in order to win. That's why we call them Evil. Only Good is not allowed to cheat. If Good adopts the ways of Evil, then it becomes Evil. So if Good cheats, Evil automatically wins. Got it? PLAY BALL!
Ray: I wonder if Good is allowed to steal bases.
Peter: Maybe Good just borrows 'em, Ray.

-- godofchaos



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July 09, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 9th, 2008

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LEMONADE!
-Hal Jordan (to Batman), from All-Star Batman and Robin, as written by (quite probably completely nuts) Frank Miller

-- godofchaos



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July 08, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 8th, 2008

Women... Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
-Norm


-- godofchaos



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July 06, 2008
The (not) Daily Quote- July 6th, 2008

There is no problem which cannot be solved by suitable application of blunt force.
- Original Quotee Unknown

-- godofchaos



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